SCENE -- Isaac and Daddy are coming up the stairs after a lengthy walk. Isaac walks straight into Mommy's arms, hugs her, crawls onto her lap, looks lovingly into her eyes, and murmurs:
Isaac: I want some cheese crackers!
Daddy: That would be a...no.
Isaac (delightedly): That would be a...YES!!
(Parents crack up)
Isaac: That would be a...OKAY!
(Parents continue to laugh)
Isaac: That would be a...FART!
(Parents completely lose it, along with all notions of appropriate boundaries)
As my dear grandmother would have said, "A real Henny Youngman we got here."
THE END
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Posted by: drama mama | November 20, 2007 at 05:42 AM
Go Isaac!! What's more age appropriate than fart jokes?! So glad you didn't discourage that!
Posted by: Jordan | November 20, 2007 at 11:50 AM
Oh yeah, he'd fit in juuuuuust fine around here! LOL
Posted by: Niksmom | November 20, 2007 at 12:45 PM
Got to love the universal appeal of a good fart joke! Too cute!
Posted by: bonbonmomma | November 20, 2007 at 07:03 PM